40 Hilarious Christmas Puns That are Perfect for Your Holiday Cards

There's so much to do when it comes to the holiday season. Are gearing up for a winter you’ll never fir-get? From decorations to holiday cards, your list is longer than Santa's. These Christmas one-liners, funny elf puns and jolly nutcracker jokes are sure to make you crack a smile. Spread the cheer to friends and family by adding a joke or two to your holiday cards this year!

Elf puns

• “Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
• “Believe in your elf.”
• “Santa Claus is an elf-made man.”
• “Can we take an elfie?”
• “I hope this gives you high elf-esteem.”
  

Santa Claus Puns

• “If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
• "You sleigh me."
• “Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”
• “Make it rein.”
• "The holidays make me feel extra Santa-mental."
• "A round of Santa-plause, please."
• “In 2020, the best gift will be hand Santa-tizer.”

Winter Puns

• “It’s snow joke.”
• “Up to snow good.”
• “There’s snow one else I’d rather be with.”
• “Snow on and snow forth.”
• “It takes one to snow one.”
• “You’re the best person I snow.”

Tree Puns

• “I’m feelin’ pine.”
• “It’s lit.”
• “Time to spruce things up.”
• "This will be a tree-mendous time.”
• “You light up my life.”
• "I’m having fun fir sure."

Silly Christmas Puns

• “I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
• "All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies."
• “A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
• “I love you from head to mistletoe.”
• "He came, he thawed, he conquered."
• “Cute fades but an ugly sweater is eternal.”
• “Sweaters are just blankets you can wear at work.”
• "I only have ice for you."

Animal Christmas Puns

• “Merry Fish-mas.”
• “Hope this holiday is purr-fect.”
• “Here comes Santa Claws, here comes Santa Claws.”
• “Fleas Navidad!”
• “Happy Howlidays.”
• “Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
• “Have a beary merry Christmas.”
• “Dachshund through the snow.”