40 Hilarious Christmas Puns That are Perfect for Your Holiday Cards
“A round of Santa-plause, please!”
on December 01, 2021
There's so much to do when it comes to the holiday season. Are gearing up for a winter you’ll never fir-get? From decorations to holiday cards, your list is longer than Santa's. These Christmas one-liners, funny elf puns and jolly nutcracker jokes are sure to make you crack a smile. Spread the cheer to friends and family by adding a joke or two to your holiday cards this year!

Elf puns
- “Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
- “Believe in your elf.”
- “Santa Claus is an elf-made man.”
- “Can we take an elfie?”
- “I hope this gives you high elf-esteem.”
Santa Claus Puns
- “If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
- "You sleigh me."
- “Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”
- “Make it rein.”
- "The holidays make me feel extra Santa-mental."
- "A round of Santa-plause, please."
- “In 2020, the best gift will be hand Santa-tizer.”
Winter Puns
- “It’s snow joke.”
- “Up to snow good.”
- “There’s snow one else I’d rather be with.”
- “Snow on and snow forth.”
- “It takes one to snow one.”
- “You’re the best person I snow.”
Tree Puns
- “I’m feelin’ pine.”
- “It’s lit.”
- “Time to spruce things up.”
- "This will be a tree-mendous time.”
- “You light up my life.”
- "I’m having fun fir sure."
Silly Christmas Puns
- “I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
- "All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies."
- “A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
- “I love you from head to mistletoe.”
- "He came, he thawed, he conquered."
- “Cute fades but an ugly sweater is eternal.”
- “Sweaters are just blankets you can wear at work.”
- "I only have ice for you."
Animal Christmas Puns
- “Merry Fish-mas.”
- “Hope this holiday is purr-fect.”
- “Here comes Santa Claws, here comes Santa Claws.”
- “Fleas Navidad!”
- “Happy Howlidays.”
- “Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
- “Have a beary merry Christmas.”
- “Dachshund through the snow.”