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40 Hilarious Christmas Puns That are Perfect for Your Holiday Cards


“A round of Santa-plause, please!”
Little girl writing Christmas cards
on December 01, 2021

There's so much to do when it comes to the holiday season. Are gearing up for a winter you’ll never fir-get? From decorations to holiday cards, your list is longer than Santa's. These Christmas one-liners, funny elf puns and jolly nutcracker jokes are sure to make you crack a smile. Spread the cheer to friends and family by adding a joke or two to your holiday cards this year!

Elf puns
  • “Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
  • “Believe in your elf.”
  • “Santa Claus is an elf-made man.”
  • “Can we take an elfie?”
  • “I hope this gives you high elf-esteem.”
Santa Claus Puns
  • “If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
  • "You sleigh me."
  • “Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”
  • “Make it rein.”
  • "The holidays make me feel extra Santa-mental."
  • "A round of Santa-plause, please."
  • “In 2020, the best gift will be hand Santa-tizer.”

Winter Puns
  • “It’s snow joke.”
  • “Up to snow good.”
  • “There’s snow one else I’d rather be with.”
  • “Snow on and snow forth.”
  • “It takes one to snow one.”
  • “You’re the best person I snow.”

Tree Puns
  • “I’m feelin’ pine.”
  • “It’s lit.”
  • “Time to spruce things up.”
  • "This will be a tree-mendous time.”
  • “You light up my life.”
  • "I’m having fun fir sure."

Silly Christmas Puns
  • “I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
  • "All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies."
  • “A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
  • “I love you from head to mistletoe.”
  • "He came, he thawed, he conquered."
  • “Cute fades but an ugly sweater is eternal.”
  • “Sweaters are just blankets you can wear at work.”
  • "I only have ice for you."

Animal Christmas Puns
  • “Merry Fish-mas.”
  • “Hope this holiday is purr-fect.”
  • “Here comes Santa Claws, here comes Santa Claws.”
  • “Fleas Navidad!”
  • “Happy Howlidays.”
  • “Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
  • “Have a beary merry Christmas.”
  • “Dachshund through the snow.”
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