It's snow joke — there's so much to do when it comes to the holidays. Between snapping the perfect holiday card pic to snagging all the best presents for your friends and family, your list is as long as Santa's naughty or nice list! These Christmas one-liners (perfect for holiday cards, Instagram and photo book captions!), funny elf puns and jolly nutcracker jokes are sure to make you crack a smile. Spread the cheer, down every chimney, to friends and family by adding a joke or two to your holiday cards this year.

And after all that time spent on finding the right holiday cards and presents, and time spent at parties and around the table with friends and family, it's no wonder your camera roll is filled with sweet shots of you and your family (especially after it took you 10 minutes to get the perfect shot). Don't let those pics get lost in your phone, print them in a holiday-themed photo book (print them in a high-quality Layflat photo book and add blank text pages to create a personalized gift), or hang them on your wall with Canvas Wall Tiles. And if you love saving your favorite memories from every month, print 30 pictures each month with a Monthbooks subscription.

“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”

“I hope this gives you high elf-esteem.”


“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”

“Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”

"The holidays make me feel extra Santa-mental."

“In 2022, the best gift will be hand Santa-tizer.”

“There’s snow one else I’d rather be with.”

“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”

"All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies."

“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”

“Cute fades but an ugly sweater is eternal.”

“Sweaters are just blankets you can wear at work.”

“Here comes Santa Claws, here comes Santa Claws.”

“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”

Looking for a way to spice up your Christmas cards this year? We think you’ll put us on the nice list after reading these adorable and hilarious Christmas puns. Send a smile along with your Christmas cards and use one of these puns for your friends and family. These Christmas food puns and Christmas one-liners will help make your season bright.

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