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35 Best Parenting Quotes - Funniest Quotes About Parenting

“My biggest parenting conundrum: Why is it so hard to put someone who is already sleepy to sleep?”

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Funny Quotes About Parenting
  • “Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.” –Oscar Wilde
  • “My biggest parenting conundrum: why is it so hard to put someone who is already sleepy to sleep.” –Chrissy Teigen
  • “That’s what children are for—that their parents may not be bored.” –Ivan Turgenev
  • “The Golden Rule of Parenting is do unto your children as you wish your parents had done unto you!” –Louise Hart
  • “Being a father is the single greatest feeling on Earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.” –Ryan Reynolds
  • “My parents loved us but I wasn’t always sure they liked us.” –Tahereh Maf
Inspirational Parenting Quotes
  • “The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.” –O. A. Battista
  • “So much is asked of parents, and so little is given.” –Virginia Satir
  • “Parenting is a life time job and does not stop when a child grows up.” –Jake Slope
  • “Parents are living gods. They do everything to make their children happy and expect nothing in return.” –Saravana Kumar Murugan
Positive Parenting Quotes
  • “We never know the love of a parent till we become parents ourselves.” –Henry Ward Beecher
  • “A parent’s love is whole no matter how many times divided.” –Robert Brault
  • “To understand your parents’ love you must raise children yourself.” –Chinese Proverb
  • “Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.” –Unknown
  • “We don’t always do the things our parents want us to do, but it is their mistake if they can’t find a way to love us anyway.” –J. Courtney Sullivan
  • “Parents were the only ones obligated to love you; from the rest of the world you had to earn it.” –Ann Brashares
  • “Love is the chain whereby to bind a child to its parents.” –Abraham Lincoln
  • “Love your parents and treat them with loving care. For you will only know their value when you see their empty chair.” –Anonymous
New Parenting Quotes
  • “There is no such thing as a perfect parent. So just be a real one.” –Sue Atkins
  • “All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my mother.” –Abraham Lincoln
  • “Parents aren’t the people you come from. They’re the people you want to be, when you grow up.” –Jodi Picoult
  • “Behind every young child who believes in himself is a parent who believed first.” –Matthew Jacobson
  • “No matter how far we come, our parents are always in us.” –Brad Meltzer
  • “My heroes are and were my parents. I can’t see having anyone else as my heroes.” –Michael Jordan
  • “Children harbor a great many doubts and sorrows that could be eased by a loving hug from a parent.” –Richelle E. Goodrich
  • “There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.” –Henry Ward Beecher
  • “While we try to teach our children all about life, Our children teach us what life is all about.” –Angela Schwindt
Quotes About Children
  • “A good father is a source of inspiration and self-restraint. A good mother is the root of kindness and humbleness.” –Dr T.P.Chia
  • “It is time for parents to teach young people early on that in diversity there is beauty and there is strength.” –Maya Angelou
  • “Parenthood…It’s about guiding the next generation, and forgiving the last.” –Peter Krause
  • “A mother understands what a child does not say.” –Jewish Proverb
  • “The greatest gift a parent can give a child is self-confidence.” –Stewart Stafford
  • “If we are wonderful parents and family members, then there’s really nothing else to prove.” –Ron Baratono
  • “My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.” –Clarence Budinton Kelland
  • “It is the sunlight of parental love and encouragement that enables a child to grow in competence and slowly gain mastery over his environment.” –Felicity Bauer
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