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120+ Best Halloween Instagram Captions for Boo-tiful Family Photos

Life is gourd. Eat, drink, and be scary.

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Every year, you put so much time and energy into finding and perfecting your family’s Halloween outfits — even more if you DIY costumes —it’s no wonder you take a million photos before your kids run away to knock on every front door in sight. After hours of visiting every house in the neighborhood (and carrying your little ones when they've decided they've had enough walking — but not candy), there's any easy way to make sure your Halloween photos don't get lost in your phone camera graveyard! Your kids look so darn stinkin' cute, so naturally, you need a great Halloween caption to go with all the photos (or IG Reels) you plan to post. Whether you’re looking for spooky or funny Halloween captions, or ones filled with emojis, these are the best Halloween captions to use in 2022...

And after all that time spent on Halloween costumes and decor, it's no wonder your camera roll is filled with cute shots of your family in-costume (and pictures of those pumpkins you spent hours carving). Don't let those pics get lost in your phone, print them in a Halloween-inspired photo book. And if you love saving your favorite memories from every month, print 30 pictures each month with a Monthbooks subscription.

Sweet Halloween Instagram Captions

  • No tricks, just treats!
  • Extreme makeover
  • What's up, pumpkin?
  • He's a handsome little devil
  • Mons-terrific
  • Double, double toil and trouble!
  • Bad to the bone
  • Are you afraid of the dark?
  • Don’t make me get the flying monkeys
  • Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story
  • Something wicked this way comes
  • Mischief managed
  • Everything’s better with a little magic.
  • No tricks, just treats!
  • New face, who 'dis?
  • Keep calm and scare on
  • This is where the magic happens
  • Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!
  • Let's get spooky
  • Caution! Black cat crossing
  • Too cute to spook.
  • Be witched!
  • Creature feature
  • Hey, boo-tiful
  • This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
  • I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine
  • I don't celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

  • Howl about them apples?
  • Psst...This isn't a costume
  • Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
  • I’m here for the boos
  • Never fully dressed without a wand
  • Swish swish, witch
  • Creepin' it real!
  • Shake your BOOty
  • Resting witch face
  • Only bad witches can drive stick
  • Too ghoul for school
  • Not going to eat candy? That's witchful thinking
  • Hocus Pocus and chill?
  • Ghostest with the mostest
  • Ready, set, ghoul!
  • If the broom fits, fly it
  • You look better with the mask on
  • You make me batty
  • Truly fa-BOO-lous
  • Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke
  • I'm a haunt mess
  • Who runs the world? Ghouls
  • Bugs and hisses, witches!
  • You better work, witch
  • Demons are a ghouls best friend
  • I only have pumpkin pies for you
  • Get in, loser. We're going haunting
  • Hot ghoul Halloween
  • Bow down, witches
  • If you've got it, haunt it
  • Fangs for the memories
  • Not every witch lives in Salem

Family Halloween Instagram Captions

  • Ghouls just wanna have fun
  • With the boo crew
  • #SquadGhouls
  • Life is gourd. Eat, drink, and be scary
  • Had a spooktacular night!
  • Life is gourd
  • Too gourd to be true
  • Have a fang-tastic night!
  • I can't be held responsible for stolen candy
  • Having a bloody good time
  • Keep calm and carry a wand
  • Boo from the crew
  • Hey, pumpkin!
  • Eat, drink, and be scary!

Halloween Quote Instagram Captions

  • "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." —Anne of Green Gables
  • "Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends." —Hocus Pocus
  • "It's showtime." —Beetlejuice
  • "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." —Halloween
  • "There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!" —The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose." —Beetlejuice
  • "You are too precious for words, why I could just... eat you alive!" —The Addams Family
  • "We've all got both light and dark inside us..." —Harry Potter
  • “If you've got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey
  • "Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any." —Corpse Bride
  • "They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious, and spooky." —Andrew Gold
  • “It's alive!” —Frankenstein
  • "I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me!" —Hocus Pocus
  • "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
  • "Being normal is vastly overrated." —Halloweentown
  • "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey." —Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • "It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." —Hocus Pocus
  • "Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?" —Hocus Pocus
  • "Wanna play?" —Child's Play
  • "When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween." —Unknown
  • "I always feel like somebody's watching me." —Rockwell
  • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." —Halloweentown
  • "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" —Hocus Pocus
  • "I'm a mouse, duh." —Mean Girls
  • "Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street." —Unknown
  • "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." —Beetlejuice
  • "Double, double toil, and trouble.” —William Shakespeare
  • "I am the pumpkin king!" —The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • "Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!" —Hocus Pocus
  • “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” —Scream

Funny Halloween Emoji Instagram Captions

  • I'm the 👑 of Halloween
  • 'Til 💀 do us part
  • Sorry I'm ⚰, I have a cold
  • I'll never 👻 you
  • 🐝yonce
  • He's trapped in my 🕸
  • I need to be home before midnight...👠🎃
  • You're 💀 to me
  • Here for the b👻👻ze
  • H🌕wling at the m🌕🌕n

Family Halloween Photo Emoji Instagram Captions

  • We trick or treat, 🌧 or ☀️
  • We have a new 🎃 in the patch!
  • #Twinning 👯
  • Best costume 🏆 goes to...
  • H🎃ppy H🎃lloween!
  • Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!
  • 🦁🐯🐻, oh my!

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