Father’s Day is all about acknowledging dad and all the great things he does—and that includes his infamous dad jokes. Gift your master comedian some fresh material to work with, along with photos of his favorite memories. Personalize your Father’s Day photo book or card by sprinkling in some new jokes and puns (that you can totally take credit for) and try these photo book titles and gift ideas for him, too! Dad may be the king of punchlines, but this Father’s Day he’ll be on the receiving end with these jokes...
Jokes About Dad
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!”
"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me.”
"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
"Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire."
"I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."
"Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!"
“Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.”
Jokes About Jokes
"I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!"
"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
"Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels."
"It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa."
“I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.”
Classic Dad Jokes
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."
"What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
"Do you wanna box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize."
“My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”
“How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle.”
"If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
“Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.”
Father’s Day Puns
"What's a robot's favorite snack?" "Computer chips."
"Can February March? No, but April May!"
"What do you call a fake noodle?" "An impasta."
“What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.”
"Why are piggy banks so wise?" "They're filled with common cents."
"I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy."
"What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging."
“What does a baby computer call his father? Data.”
"How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?" "Nothing, it's on the house."
"What do you call a pony with a sore throat?" "A little hoarse."
"How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?" "By its bark."
“Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.”
"I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off."
“What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.”
“Where do baby cats learn to swim? The kitty pool.”
“Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.”