32 Funny Dog Instagram Captions For Your Pawfect Pup Pics
Will work for treats!
Dogs: the only creatures on Earth who love you more than they love snacks (and that’s saying a lot). Whether your pup is a goofy troublemaker, a cuddle champion, or the ultimate adventure buddy, they deserve an Instagram caption as perfect as they are. From funny one-liners to heartfelt tributes, we’ve rounded up the best dog quotes to make your posts paws-itively adorable.
These 32 dog puns, quotes and sayings are perfect for your pup’s moment in the spotlight! Not big on Instagram? Use these cute dog sayings as text pages in your next fur-tastic Chatbook.
After (possibly) breaking a sweat to get the cutest photo of your dog (with a treat on deck, of course) your pic deserves the perfect caption. Take a peek at these funny dog captions that you just won’t be able to get e-woof of. Get it?
- Hold your ap-paws.
- I’m the most pup-ular dog at the park.
- Can’t keep the pup-arazzi away.
- Let’s raise the woof!
- I shih tzu not, this is the cutest dog ever.
- Will work for treats!
- Everything is pawsome.
- I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
- I’m mutts about you.
- I ruff you a lot.
- Had a ruff day? I love you fur real.
- We have the ulti-mutt friendship.
- Life would be ruff without you.
- Thanks fur the memories.
- This friendship is fur real.
Your dog’s already the cutest dog there ever was; now give them a caption to match. They may not have an Instagram, but if they did, they’d definitely be wagging their tails at these short dog captions that are oh so cute!
- My best friend has fur and a tail.
- Puppy love!
- The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.
- Dog hair is my constant accessory.
- Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
If your dog could talk, they’d probably have a lot to say—mostly about snacks, belly rubs, and why you dare to leave the house without them. Since we can’t decode their barks (yet), we’ve rounded up the funniest dog sayings to capture their larger-than-life personalities. Whether your doggie is a couch potato or a chaos machine, these hilarious puppy quotes are sure to get tails wagging!
- Beware of dog. He will steal your heart.
- I wish I could text my dog.
- My dog is cooler than your dog.
- Be the person your dog thinks you are.
- Dogs are my kind of people.
- It’s the dog’s house. We just pay the bills.
- I’ll steal your heart like I steal the side of your bed.
Dogs may not speak our language, but if they did, they’d probably have us laughing non-stop. From their goofy antics to their unconditional love (and selective hearing), pups have a way of bringing joy to every moment. Whether you’re a proud dog parent or just here for the puppy memes, these funny dog quotes are sure to make you smile—because life’s ruff, but dogs make it better.
- “If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” —Will Rogers
- “The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” —Mark Twain
- “There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” —Bernard Williams
- “Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” —Marilyn Monroe
- “The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” —Unknown
Your dog is already the star of your camera roll—why not make them the star of a pet photo book, too? Whether it’s their funniest zoomies, most dramatic side-eye, or sweetest snuggles, a Chatbooks photo book lets you relive every hilarious and heartwarming moment and also makes the perfect gift for the dog lover in your life. Start yours today and turn your pup’s best (and goofiest) memories into a keepsake you’ll treasure fur-ever!
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